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S.D.G. No-touch tool
SDG No Touch Tool
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From avoiding Miss Rona to throat punching murder hornets, the Pangea Designs S.D.G. (Social Distance Gadget) is the no touch tool designed for keeping 2020 at an arms distance. The prybar-like tip, blunt point, and hooked design may be used for engaging keypads, doorhandles, grocery bags, etc to reduce the risk of contaminating your hands with covid19 or other invisible bugs that may be lurking on these surfaces. The antimicrobial brass construction is known to significantly reduce the amount of time coronavirus can survive on the surface. Integral to the design is an effective bottle opener, and if you use it at 10am during a remote conference call while wearing a collared shirt and no pants, we won't judge. The karambit-esque ergonomics facilitate implementation for splitting watermelons, cantaloupes, coconuts, etc. Pocket hook for rapid deployment if presented with an onslaught of bloodthirsty extra terrestrials (coming next month).

Since we decided not to crowd fund this design, the first handful are available at a reduced pricepoint for you loyal early-birds!

: $55.00
Sale Price: $35.00
Savings: $20.00

Patina Disclaimer*:
I understand that due to the nature of brass to darken with patina after being handled, brass products are unable to be returned unless defective. Patina is normal, expected, and part of the beauty that gives brass its character.

S.D.G Options:
Brass - Stonewash